HILARIOUS Jokes you won’t forget!

Posted by on Jan 15, 2016 in Weekly BUZZ | 0 comments

HILARIOUS Jokes you won’t forget!

We have all heard hundreds of jokes, but none of them really worth remembering. Keep reading and we will tell you HILARIOUS Jokes you won’t forget! #WeeklyBUZZ

If you have any good jokes up your sleeve, come and share them with us at The Cock & Tail Cafe, we look forward to hearing them. Who knows – YOUR joke might be our next feature!

A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Where’d you get the pig.”
The woman says, “That’s not a pig, that’s a duck.”
He says, “I was talking to the duck.”

So a guy walks into a bar, looking really moody and orders immediately a double-whiskey. Then he starts rambling on about how lousy a wife he’s got, until the bartender finally says: “You know, I don’t understand what you’re complaining about. All the other guys in here only have compliments about your wife.”

An Irishman walks into a bar, and tells the bartender “I’ll have three rounds, all at once.” So the bartender gets his order but says to the man “Sir, you’d enjoy them better sir if I served them to you one at a time.” The Irishman replies “No, its a tradition. Back in Dublin, my brothers and I would all go to the pub and have a round together. I moved over here a few years ago but I still keep the tradition.” Touched by the story, the bartender served the rounds, and went about his business. The Irishman returned for several nights. One night, the Irishman comes in and only orders two rounds. The bartender shaken, asks “what happened? Did one of your brothers die? “The Irishman laughed and replied, “No, I quit drinking!”

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

 

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