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After many travels both far and wide,
The East, West and far Northern side.
After the laid back life of the glorious Med,
Up with dawn, late to bed.
After the spices of the East,
The fantastic splendour off which we feast.
After you’ve traveled many a mile,
Tasted the fruits from many an Isle.
Sipped the cocktails from night until day, so
began the tale of the Cock & Tail Café.
This bar is dedicated to the splendid fellows
who make drinking a pleasure, who reach
contentment prior to capacity, and who,
whatever the drink,
can take it,
hold it,
enjoy it
and remain gentlemen.
It's all happening at
the Cock & Tail Cafè...
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back,
that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular
killing of the weakest members. In much
the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,
kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient
machine...
Our beers are the coldest. Enjoy!
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